In November last year I decided to enter the get-your-joke-on-the-back-of-a-Penguin competition. After a good few hours brainstorming, I eventually settled on these two:

Q: Why did the penguin go on a seafood diet?
A: To get fin

Q: Why do penguins always look like they’re wearing tuxedos?
A: Because dinner’s always a-fish-shoal.

A few days ago I got THIS email:

The funniest jokes of the year!
You entered the McVitie’s Penguin jokes competition and told us your best penguin joke. We were sent so many hilarious jokes that we have decided to reward some of the best ones with a prize. You’ll be pleased to know that we thought your joke was so funny we would like to award you with your very own WWF Penguin Adoption Pack!

So I didn’t get my joke on a biscuit (boo), but I did get a lovely stuffed penguin (yay). It arrived today, and I’ve already thought of a name.

Pengwin.